it is proven that the actual “American Dream” is to own and operate a cabbage farm. Sadly, only cabbage farmers know this until 3067 and by then, The Synonym People from Pegasus-21 control our dreams in an effort to master our vocabulary. It’s awful. Just plain dreadful, really.

I don’t know, I just find it sad that only 6,000 people have lived out the “American Dream” in America.
I’m reasonably certain you should all be paying me for this valuable information.